AIS - The Cyre Job

Pierce's Plight XI

The human story from a decidedly non-human source.

Cast of Characters

Jake Arrynt – Longtooth Shifter Warden: Silus Arrynt’s country nephew and heir apparent to Arrynt Inquisitive Services

Sam – Human Artificer: And his crossbow…Consultant for AIS...Hates the government and now works for them…

Guillermo Marquis de Todo (You better believe I copy/pasted that) – Water Genasi Warlord: Dabbler in Wizardry and the Common Language…

Crawgle – Kenku Rogue: Former Carney…Now King Crawgle the First…You had me at carney…

Pierce – Warforged Barbarian: Wonders what the human race could accomplish if they were not so busy eating, drinking, sleeping, and fucking…

Session 11 (Setting the Snare)

We meet back up with Bossy goblin and introduce her to the lost tribes…She promises them relief…Then we head back to the surface…We find someone has prepaired a welcoming committee for us…The defeated group of BladeBearer Hobgoblins have been animated and are waiting for us…Zombie fight, Woot!...Some fall easily…The former leader seems to be a higher form of zombie and draws alot of fire…We clear them out…Bossy invites us to travel in her wreck of an airship to a major city in the monster ruled land...We repair the ship and head out…

STILL NO AIR PIRATE/NINJA ATTACKS…suck

We land…Bossy tells us we will get eaten if we spend much time outside the “safe” area…We head to the safe area to sell our loot and resupply…Bossy searches the city and determines that the location of the next piece is under the biggest market in area…We need to dig under it without attracting notice…Guii’s tents come in handy…Canvas is apparently worth it’s weight in gold around here…We open a healing tent, a massage parlor, and a third tent that the goblins can Excavate in…Sam spends his time trying to learn a new ritual…We end up being not so good at it…I personally massage two people into our hospital tent…Crawgle does juggling tricks…Guii distracts the curious…Jake insults everyone that can speak goblin…I think he only knows the swear words…Eventually the “law” shows up and demands to see our papers…We retort by stabbing them to death….We throw the corpses down the hole the goblins have opened up…During the disposal we notice that they have no badges and may have just been trying to shake us down…Oops…The goblins head down the hole to get the last piece of the crown…We delay some more…We learn that troll steaks are a the local delicacy and that asking Pierce for a manual release after your massage is not a good move…Finally the rock phone rings…Our contact babbles something about how everything has gone bad and they are all going to die…Bossy needs a rescue…

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