AIS - The Cyre Job

Pierce's Plight X

The human story from a decidedly non-human source.

Cast of Characters

Jake Arrynt – Longtooth Shifter Warden: Silus Arrynt’s country nephew and heir apparent to Arrynt Inquisitive Services

Sam – Human Artificer: And his crossbow…Consultant for AIS...Hates the government and now works for them…

Guillermo Marquis de Todo (You better believe I copy/pasted that) – Water Genasi Warlord: Dabbler in Wizardry and the Common Language…

Crawgle – Kenku Rogue: Former Carney…Now King Crawgle the First…You had me at carney…

Pierce – Warforged Barbarian: Wonders what the human race could accomplish if they were not so busy eating, drinking, sleeping, and fucking…

Session 10 (Tentacle Love)

We wake up in our barred room the next morning…We head out…After some digging we find ourselves in a HUGE room with a river running through it…Several of us notice a bunch of corprial pale goblins with stone weapons hiding on the other side and up a cliff…Jake first insults their mothers…Then he called them dishonorable…Then said they were aberration lovers…He is the only one to speak goblin, but we can see it is not going well…Pierce gives them the ole goblin fist thump salute…This calms them down, they invite us over and inform us they are still battling the aberrations all these generations since it ended on the surface…They are very happy to find out they have won the war…We dance around the fact that the continent is now infested with other humanoid races and play up the fact that we are recovering the crown to aid the assention of the rightful family of goblins…They inform us that behind their camp is a collapsed tunnel that aberrations pour out of every so often…Sounds good to us…I (we) dig on through…We find a motley collection of aberrations scattered down two elevation changes…A tentacled leader is doing some mischief at the pool…We try to draw them to the highest portion to fight, but Crawgle wants to mix it up, and since he moved first he ends up at the front getting beat up…We start unloading, they have ranged spike shooters…We have Guii blowing bitches up…PIERCE gets mad and starts pushing four armed dudes off of cliffs…A good long fight ending with lots of stabbing of backline spike shooters…We loot up and find our next crown piece…It is a stone that does bad things to stuff you critically wound…We give it to Crawgle…

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