AIS - The Cyre Job
Guillermo Marquis de Todo
Water Genasi Warlord: Dabbler in Wizardry and the Common Language…
Guillermo is an interesting sort. As a Genasi he is a relative unknown to the world of Eberron. People often mistake him for a demon, aberration, circus attraction, or magical experiment gone wrong. He always shrugs it off though, answering with something along the lines of “Bah, you don’t know me ese!” Not only is he a rarity due to his race, but due to his talents as well. As both a martial and arcane practitioner he rarely fits into any single classification of combatant, he is strong as well as intelligent, and his natural ability to breathe underwater often got him jobs scouting and infiltrating near rivers, lakes and oceans. He also does some underwater salvage and investigation as well.
Guii generally thinks very highly of himself. He often oozes confidence and capability, yet generally not so much as to come off conceited. He is also a talker, generally stopping arguments in their tracks through a selection of well thought out logic as well as generally confusing his opponents with his unusual speaking style and slang form of common. On the rare occasion that he finds himself loosing an argument, he has no issue with resorting to name calling and intimidation slinging questions like “Que Pasa Chinga? Don’t you know who I am?” and upon hearing the confused “no” he quickly follows with something similar to “I’m a fucking mad dog ese, I’ll eat your fucking face off!”
He is also quite versed with the absolutely nonchalant way in which he discusses causing bodily harm or performing torture techniques on those whom he is interrogating. While is not a malicious man, he has no issue trying to pass that visage off onto those poor souls. He is generally only marginally successful with it though, due to his odd way of speaking and not perfect command of the common tongue. Once again his prisoners find themselves in an odd area between terrified, confused, and amused. Guii doesn’t mind though, it’s the process that is fun for him.
Guii joined the military at a young age but soon grew disenchanted with the constant structure of things. He eventually shifted to mercenary work, and even spent a good deal of time using his special skills as a Deneith Mercenary. Now days though, you can as often or not find him looking for sunken treasure. He has also on occasion done some very mean things to the lines, nets, and cages of the local fishermen. He enjoys messing with them because he finds it absolutely silly that they can spend so much time on the water, and take so few baths.
Guii is not much of a drinker, nearly always preferring cool clear water to alcohol. The exceptions being when toasting (Guii believes toasts are a wonderful thing) and when Apple Brandy is being offered. As a young child apples were Guii’s super favorite! He lost a bet as a teenager and had to swear off eating apples for 10 years. He has steadfastly stuck to this vow, although he eats or drinks as many things “apple” that he can without actually eating an “apple”.